Sup peeps! I recently asked some of my funny female friends what they preferred more in the pleasure department – their men or their toys. Sad to say fellas, we failed miserably. Just as we’re convinced a robotic vagina would fix all of the world’s problems…
READ “STEEL VS REAL”, IT’S HILARIOUS!
1. They don’t talk back (Aren’t we men usually the quiet ones?)
2. You can control who’s vagina they go in (This is true)
3. You don’t have to feed them before or after sex (Is that a bad thing?)
4. Don’t need anything to get them ready to go for the second, third or fourth time (Fake dick, u win this one)
5. They will never pick a night with their buddies and beer over you (Not all the time)
6. They don’t check out and fantasize about your best friend (Neither will Cyber Chick!)
7. They always agree with you (We would agree more…if we listened)
8. You don’t have to have the same color every night (Black’s the best!)
9. You both finish at the same time (this fake dick is winning!)
10. And last but not least….When you move on to the next one, you don’t get drunk texts at 3:00 a.m proclaiming how much they love you (That’s love…can’t get that from a store bought cock!)
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